Today I graduated from Puppy School, I feel so grown up and ready to get on with my life, learning stuff is exhausting! I don’t see Zeus going to Kitty School? AND he has no diplomas anywhere so we know he didn’t go! Why does he get to do whatever he wants??? He even poops in the house… but I have to ring a dumb BELL just to go outside ! Anyways mommy said she is getting me something for graduating, it better be good!
Hello, mommy has been busy with the holidays, so we are delayed on posts.
I am sad to announce that the bunny incident was not the worse thing ever after all.
She found some stupid Santa helper antlers….. I have been so good, no accidents in the house, left the cat alone for a few hours straight… have not talked back much, so WHY?? I dunno, mommy likes to torture me 🙁 WORSE day EVER!
So mommy got another Klee Kai, he is very nice and quiet, he must not behave well cause mommy does not let him inside. I think he ate a bunch fireflies, he is all glowy at night.
I’m still mommy’s fave, even Zeus looked at him funny.
Today mommy got a big box and we are building stuff. I am quite brilliant I was reading her the instructions.
And showing her what tools she needed, hoomans need all the help they can get.
Then I inspected every drawer by sitting on it obviously, hen the place where the drawers would go. Bunny helped make sure mommy did it right. Once she passed inspection we went for a walk. Best Day ever! -Woof
My Loyal Subjects,
I feel that is how I should start all my posts now. I am teaching Sky what crows are, there are a bunch of them hanging out outside the window. How dare these dumb birds come near our home?
I do like sitting pretty on top of my perch looking down at my human and the adopted dog though.
-Zeus >^.^< meow
Today was the best day ever! I thought Barkbox was my dream come true… but I was wrong. There is something called a petstore. It’s filled with food and toys and people that adore on you Woof! I got so very exited I had an itsy bitsy accident… but mommy is always prepared and it was gone before anyone else noticed. I got to test beds and picked one out after thorough testing (I had to lay down on every single one duh)
AND this is the very best part, I got to choose a new TOY! It was in between a purple monkey and a bunny… we know how mommy likes bunnies so we got that one to make her happy. I got to carry it to the register and everyone thought it was amazing… don’t these people have smart puppies? most puppies most be really dumb cause these hoomans would not leave me alone. We got to the car and mommy said we need to schedule more time for when we go out in public.
I love my bunny, he tastes good and sleeps when told!
I love car rides, they are my favorite (except when we go to the vet) I get to sit on this thing mommy got me so I can actually see outside. It’s so comfy, if I get tired I can just take a nap .Things move so fast, and some guy waved at me, I think I’m famous – Sky Woof
So Zeus told me to run if I saw bunny ears. I didn’t listen, not cause I don’t trust the cat, (he always whispers how I’m adopted) but honestly how bad could it be? I learned though, mommy put the bunny ears ON ME!! and she put some on her, and she thought it was so fun. Did it stop there? NOPE She tried to make me a bumble bee, an insect! I’m sad and ashamed that there is evidence of these events. I just don’t know if I can trust her again. – Sky – Woof
People of the internet,
The “Doctors” at the “Pet Hospital” are savages. LOOK at my LEG. They shaved my precious leg and now I look dumb. I’m hoping the fur will grow soon, in the mean time I will trip my human every time she goes down the stairs as punishment. -Meow- Zeus
Mommy was looking at this thing for a few minutes, and then it fell down. I looked at her and asked her if I could eat it, did the usual face that lets me get away with anything and it did not work. It smelled delicious BTW. Sad dog.
-Sky
